I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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