The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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