I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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