i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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