Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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