you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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