apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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