I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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she peed on how many people?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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