Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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