He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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