Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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