belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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