its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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