dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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