grandma shit on top of the toilet
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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