I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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