The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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