You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So vagazzling was a success
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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