is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
