I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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