...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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