these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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