Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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