THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
is it fun? or sober?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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