I didn't shave. On purpose
I smell stomach acid.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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