he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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