It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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