so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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