I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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