so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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