so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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