she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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