Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She even gives head with a lisp.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
