I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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