We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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third nipple confirmed
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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