How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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