you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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