it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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