You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Randomize
