Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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