I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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