we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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