we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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