how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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