Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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