it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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