smell my finger.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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