it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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