Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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