Porn is love you can see.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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