im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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