I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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