no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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