I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.