look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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